drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via sorry)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via stinaaaag)

jointhefandomtheysaid:

thearchangeltrickster:

firetruckingawesomeness:

randomlittlespark:

haleytheasian:

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE

leaving home is always hard

That was beautiful.

it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell

That wasn’t as beautiful.

(via stinaaaag)

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

(via stinaaaag)

pizza:

watashi-wa-fabu-gozen:

whores:

nickelodeonjonas:

poopflow:

maleteen:

pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly

unfollowed

blocked

reported

im telling pizza

i’m a little offended

(via lolstay-fabulous)

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

— (via lovurs)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via stinaaaag)

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know
  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?