sexxx-on-wheels:

flames for daaayss

sexxx-on-wheels:

flames for daaayss

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I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

(Source: aminaabramovic, via unexotic)

newcrystalcitysteel:

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

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"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."

— Forever by Maggie Stiefvater - parachute3s (via perfect)

(via tales-from-far-far-away)

nitrqin:

 
hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via tales-from-far-far-away)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via unexotic)

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

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