reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

(via sorry)

elrevulo:

ntbx:

africanrelic:

blvckonly:

dirtyflowerchild:

when people use all of the earth’s resources, how will money help them survive?!

this is amazing 

dear corporations

Wow 

Hah! That’s the easiest shit I’ve done today. And see, I’m not smothered.
It’s because of.. Y’know:
I have no money I could count.

elrevulo:

ntbx:

africanrelic:

blvckonly:

dirtyflowerchild:

when people use all of the earth’s resources, how will money help them survive?!

this is amazing 

dear corporations

Wow 

Hah! That’s the easiest shit I’ve done today. And see, I’m not smothered.

It’s because of.. Y’know:

I have no money I could count.

(Source: narwhalsonpotbrownies, via drops-of-awakened-dreams)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via cokilinda)

  • perks of staying at home: 24/7 wifi access

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via thedoctorsaysalonsy)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via sorry)

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

(via thedoctorsaysalonsy)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via fake-mermaid)